All of you would lose. Hipsters vs crack heads.
Whodafwouldwin.com? No one. You all skinny as. I'd prob whoop all your asses.
You would all melt into a puddle of witchy shit.
(Oh hold on, You're better than that... because you are battling with wit!!!! I geddit mumma! i geddit!!!!)
Stop hating over the Tasman sea. Or the desert road.
Hipster factions are bordella. Blah blah blah. Interesting to read yes.
But are you hurting peoples feelings? I think Kelvin and Bri Bri are a bit hurt. And I like them.
I am not taking either side, by the way.
At least i don't work for a law firm in Parnell is all I can say.
Or being 17 again.
that would fucking.suck.