Tuesday, May 12, 2009


I am on minimum wage. I have been on minimum wage since i was 14 cept for a stint last year when i was on fifteen bucks. I was living a lush life on that wage i tell you what. 
Features of being on minimum wage include; using the company phone to make "business calls", thinking about what you could steal/borrow from work so you don't have to buy it, thinking about ways you can supplement your income and a growing resentment of your dick head boss combined with a general careless, carefree attitude. 
Things you can buy with one hours wage include; six cans of coke, shampoo but not the conditioner, half a top up card (vodafone), rental of six DVDs if you can scab a buck oh and sweet fuck all. 
One day i'm going to be some shits boss but i will be really nice to them and give them gifts so they feel too guilty to steal from me and obliged to work really hard. 

3 comments:

  1. hahaha. Oh god my coffee now costs me fourty minutes of work. Oh dear.

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  2. At least you're not a sort-of corporate sell-out whore. I used to buy D&G sunglasses when I was on the minimum wage. Now, I don't technically own any of my stuff, and had beans for dinner every night this week.

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  3. Actually, that's not as bad as I tried to make it sound, I'd hate to dissuade you from having aspirations of a healthier income, if that's what you care for. I'm just grumpy

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