Saturday, April 18, 2009

'Ethnic edge'

Ethnic Beauties.

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT??

being white bread/bred sucks.
why couldn't either my mother or father have been:
Maori
Samoan
Italian
African
Spanish
Indian
or
even like Native American Indian??

It's not fair. You half caste babes have a total advantage. Caramel skin, delicate features and coloured eyes!!??
how de F are my freckles going to compete with that???
This is what my good friend Jonathan call's 'ethnic edge', and although he is a purveyor of many gay terms, often stolen, this one is apt and useful.

I know why the old racist whitey's were scared of miscegenation. It's because the result would be a stunningly beautiful master race. evident in the following -

Some ethnic beauties:

Penelope Cruz
Sophia Copola
Lil bow wow
Warrick Brown from CSI
Vannessa the funky dressing one from Gossip Grrrrll ex oh ex oh


So to protect my babies from the damage my white skin has done to me. I would like to couple with a person of different ethnic background to me (must have darker skin tone) applicants welcome.
In 5-10 years.

2 comments:

  1. I am of ethnic decent if that means anything to anyone

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  2. thank you 'I heart dick sucking lips sluts' AKA courtney. duely noted.

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