Thursday, April 30, 2009

Swine-based ramblings

Apparently because young, bored people like me have nothing better to do than make swine-based jokes, the WHO has just changed the name of the strain to 'influenza A (H1N1'.

To be honest i am starting to think that getting Swine-based flu is beyond me.


Not only do i never actually seem to leave the house, but it seems as though it is more becoming a celebrity pass-time rather than anything else.


This being said, our own Dr. (ironic!) Nick Smith, minister for the enviroment, has contracted it:

Oh no wait, I mean this guy:



Needless to say, this one has been moved from the 'Family' to the 'Horror' section of my local United Video:


Thanks to Globalisation the tag-line now seems painfully true.
And is it weird to admit that i remember my mum wouldn't let me go see this movie when i was eight as she didn't want me to see it 'because anything with a sexy name like that can't be suitable for an eight year old'?

Thankfully, of course, the wonderful trademe has us covered.

BUT LET'S BE HONEST PEOPLE WE AlWAYS KNEW WE SHOULD BE MORE AFRAID OF ZOMBIES THAN SWINEY FLU:




More soon....


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